SERIOUS LUNCH



John Milhiser is an actor and comedian living really close to Williamsburg, Brooklyn. His house is basically on the border of Williamsburg and the neighboring area, so when people ask him, he says he lives in Williamsburg. He is an accomplished sketch comedy writer and improvisor, having produced and performed in a number of successful shows at popular venues like the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and the Gotham City Comedy Club. He works in television and film, most recently was an Associate Producer for The Fine Living Channel. John is also an accomplished artist painting numerous portraits. He is warm and caring, but his icy glare will melt your soul.	Anthony Miale is a pun enthusiast and slungy editing professional reigning from Franklin Square, NY. He worked at a bagel den for a lifetime during his tweens, and could ascertain the weight of deli meats using naught but his upturned palm as a scale. After graduating from Hofstra University with a Film degree, Anthony used the education from his previous four years to secure a high society position at a local toy shop, one of his many life long dreams. All was going well, until one tragic Black Friday, which was then called Blue Monday. Now living in Brooklyn, Anthony is the creamy owner of an editing dome where he plots and concocts many of the dick chilling visual effects used in SERIOUS LUNCH's shorts and sketches.	Tim does a bunch of creative stuff. For example, writing his own bio. The first time he filmed something was his sophomore year in high school as an assignment for history class. Back then he and I both had a whole bunch of zits :( Since then he's been making funny videos with his friends on the regular (besides 2003, when he didn't for some reason). "It's a lot of fun", he will sometimes confide to me. Tim also paints a lot of "fine art" stuff but recently hasn't had much time to do so. Later on he will be filled with regret and wish he had. Every week I read Tim's other internet thing: a comic called The Librarianist. His friend Billy Scafuri (whom I have not met) writes it. Tim makes his living producing advertisements. Listen: Tim can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi. No I know, it's no big deal. Whatever. He lives with these other Bat Larries in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.	Bob Officer is really tired of having a funny last name. He implores you to dispense with all the wise-cracks and apish tittering. It's a harsh enough world for a young, educated caucasian male from the lower middle class, so just let it go! Despite this abhorrent crutch, Mr. Officer has survived for two years as a freelancer in Brooklyn. He makes his living as a jack-of all-trades, clinging to the paltry hope of someday writing and producing his own films. He was spawned in the forests surrounding Hartford, CT and for a quarter of a century has languidly accumulated a number of feckless credentials. A Choir Boy and model Boy Scout, he appeared in a broadway production at the age of 12, recorded an album of original music, and collaborated on dozens of short films. He writes a comic about himself called Bob Officer Sucks. In his spare time he reads a lot and comes up with elaborate story ideas he never quite gets around to writing. His most notable skills are self-deprecation, and crying on queue.	Billy Keenly is a lady-voiced manchild originally from Queens, NY. He had a very happy childhood, ain't nobody ever caused him no grief. He has been writing and performing comedy since the onset of his salad days, making equal numbers of friends and enemies along the way. In addition to his citizen band radio hobby, Billy also writes slam poetry and collects marbles of different sizes and colors. He now resides in Greenpoint, where he practices hot hands into the wee hours of each evening. All in all, he's a likable guy, and you can't teach that. That's from in here.